I could never be in a soap opera.

So, I was just channel flipping, per usual of what I do when something I like went off.
And I happened across the SOAP channel.
No, it's not a channel about the thing that you put on your body so you smell squeeky-clean.
This channel was in fact, a channel that showed soap operas 24/7.
First of all, why are the even called "soap operas"?
They definitely don't involve my Dove Winter Care that I use every night.
Another google field trip coming up? I think so.
Second of all, who in their sane mind would want to watch SOAP OPERAS all day long?
Creepy, just creepy.
I can't even take the whole hours worth, let alone 24/7 of it.
And I figured out I would never last on a soap opera.
Even if I tried, I would probably get some crappy character,
and when I had gotten enough of the drama, and the probably good money they get,
I would get killed off, as usual with the people on these things.
It would be a waste.
Here's a fun thing I wanna try :
If I was to get into soap opera, who would my character be and what would be her story line?
Comment this with your answers.
Until soap time drama queens (and some kings),
-xoxolmfao, bri.