Sorry, I just can't control my football boobs.

So, my best friend Sammers and I were talking,
[btw; her blogger is : samlovesyoutoo.blogspot.com]
and randomly she said,
"Dude, what if someone had boobs the size of footballs?"
DUDE,
do you know how awkward that would be?
Eww, just eww.
And dude, it would be even awkward-er if they were the SHAPE of footballs.
Like, how would that even be humanely possible?
It wouldn't, it just wouldn't.
I'm glad God didn't give people the ability to have boobs the size and shape of footballs;
there would be too many awkward conversations about them.
Just no.
Until next time, normal shaped boobers,
-xoxolmfao, bri.