Dear Lucy[week of Feb. 7-12]

[Author's note: Sorry it's been awhile guys. Hope you people are having an awesome Valentine's Day. A new blog about Valentine's Day will be up soon! -xoxolmfao, bri.]

DEAR LUCY.

Dear Lucy,

Today I was forced to carry my friend’s books up and down the stairs because he bought me at the school auction.

I was only supposed to carry the books for 2 days.

It’s been 2 weeks.

WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

-lagdonkey.

Dear Lagdonkey,

TELL HIM TO GET OFF YOUR BACK.

Seriously.

I don’t see why you didn’t slap him for “making” you carry the books for this long.

Put your foot down and stand up for yourself.

Better yet, just give him a good kick in the crotch.

That would do good.

-xoxoLUCY.

Dear Lucy,

I have nothing to wear for the dance tomorrow.

What should I do?
-naked.

Dear Naked,

Go to the mall.

Shop.

Like, duh.

-xoxoLUCY.

Dear Lucy,

I have a foot fungus.

All the time during gym, I get blisters on my feet,

And they never go away.

One day, one of them starting bleeding.

What should I do?

-bloody&blistery.

Dear Bloody&Blistery,

You need professional help.

Seriously.

Why did you even write here?

 I’m here to help with EMOTIONAL problems,

Not medical.

Eww.

Seirously, go see someone IMMEDIATELY.

-xoxoLUCY.